Gemini Personalities
venitinmentem:

forsooth-verily:

jojothedickcopter:

As I sashay through the valley of the shadow of death 

#shoes for strutting atop the bodies of my defeated enemies

#yea #as I sashay through the valley of the shadow of death #I will fear no evil:#for I am the most bad ass bitch the nine hells have ever seen #amen

gingerten:

thefantasticdieci:

thefantasticdieci:

thefantasticdieci:

jpgay:

the only people who call me cute live 500 miles away

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javidecastro:

Dr. Who 50 anniversary in “Crucigramas y café” 

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

xcyclopswasrightx:

You are who you choose to be. Don’t let other people’s perception create your reality.

WE. DON’T. FUCKING. TALK. ABOUT. THIS. FUCKING. MOVIE.

gryffindorgay:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

fuckingconversations:

wishuponawish:

hookandthedaggersxvx:

Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.

Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.

Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.

*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*

demet3r:

the-trench-coat-fandom:

captainsbooty:

captainsbooty:

captainsbooty:

what if we’re all characters in a book

WHAT IF WHEN YOU FORGET WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY IT’S THE AUTHOR BACKSPACING

guys why isn’t everyone reblogging this it’s a scientific breakthrough

and when you’ve had a sense that you’ve been through a certain day or moment before, it’s cuz the author is re-writing the same part of the story, just with better context

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*blinks8* yes!

rollad20andkissme:

iamlilymay:

  • gay guys don’t have to be disgusted by vagina
  • lesbians don’t have nightmares after seeing cock
  • gay guys can appreaciate beautiful women
  • lesbians can appreciate handsome men
  • it doesn’t make them less gay
  • straight guys can appreciate handsome men
  • straight girls can appreciate beautiful women
  • it doesn’t make them less straight

guys
THIS

I’m officially adding this to my list of things to always reblog

overblamed:

yourethecurlstomyharry:

letmalikharrysdimples:

eiyo-taika:

crackingmyback:

happyfaces-sadplaces:

always-there-to-welcome-you-home:

jump-thesun:

uncagethemonster:

noxaldia:

there-is-no-pumpkin:

halfgodsgotswag:

heyfunniest:

“Mom, Dad, I’m gay.”“Ok… so do you want pizza for dinner or just McDonalds?”

“Mom….I’m…”“Gay. Yeah.”“You knew?”“I ship you and your best friend.”“Ship?”“I ship it.”“Well…We’re dating. Is it fine?”“Does he like reading?”“Yeah. He read all those old books you liked when you were a kid. You know that series about those Greek god kids and wizards and that boy who bakes a lot and that-““You have my permission to marry him. Now let’s go to Disneyland.”

^^this.

I ship it.I ship it.

“Mom, Mom, I’m gay.”
“We have taught you well.”

Imagine Harry Potter’s son trying to tell him he’s gay.
“Dad, I.. I think I’m gay.”
“Albus Severus Potter, you were named after two headmasters-“
“Oh God. Dad, I’ve already heard this. I know how this ends.”
“One of them was gay and-“
“For the love of all that is magic, I get it!”
“He was one of the bravest gay wizards I’ve ever known. Brave, but gay.”
“Please stop.”
“BRAVEST GAY HEADMASTER ALL OF HOGWARTS HAS EVER HAD!”
“…”
“BRAVEST AND GAYEST, I SAY.”

this ^oh my god, I love tumblr

tumblr loves gays more than gays love gays.

the comments though

“Mom, I lost my virginity.”
“Were you safe, son?”
“Yeah. I made him wear a condom.”
“Well, as long as you were safe about it. Congrats on the sex, honey. Let me go get the cake.”
“Mom, I had sex with a guy.”
“So did I. That’s how you got here. But, you don’t see making a big deal about it. Now, what flavor do you want the cake?”

These comments!!!


“Mom… Im g-gay.”
“Oh goody! If you ever need any tips about sex, come to me! Ive read fanfiction, dont worry, I got this.”

These comments are just..

Hillarius!

overblamed:

yourethecurlstomyharry:

letmalikharrysdimples:

eiyo-taika:

crackingmyback:

happyfaces-sadplaces:

always-there-to-welcome-you-home:

jump-thesun:

uncagethemonster:

noxaldia:

there-is-no-pumpkin:

halfgodsgotswag:

heyfunniest:

“Mom, Dad, I’m gay.”
“Ok… so do you want pizza for dinner or just McDonalds?”

“Mom….I’m…”
“Gay. Yeah.”
“You knew?”
“I ship you and your best friend.”
“Ship?”
“I ship it.”
“Well…We’re dating. Is it fine?”
“Does he like reading?”
“Yeah. He read all those old books you liked when you were a kid. You know that series about those Greek god kids and wizards and that boy who bakes a lot and that-“
“You have my permission to marry him. Now let’s go to Disneyland.”

^^this.

I ship it.
I ship it
.

“Mom, Mom, I’m gay.”

“We have taught you well.”

Imagine Harry Potter’s son trying to tell him he’s gay.

“Dad, I.. I think I’m gay.”

“Albus Severus Potter, you were named after two headmasters-“

“Oh God. Dad, I’ve already heard this. I know how this ends.”

“One of them was gay and-“

“For the love of all that is magic, I get it!”

“He was one of the bravest gay wizards I’ve ever known. Brave, but gay.”

“Please stop.”

“BRAVEST GAY HEADMASTER ALL OF HOGWARTS HAS EVER HAD!”

“…”

“BRAVEST AND GAYEST, I SAY.”

this ^
oh my god, I love tumblr

tumblr loves gays more than gays love gays.

the comments though

“Mom, I lost my virginity.”

“Were you safe, son?”

“Yeah. I made him wear a condom.”

“Well, as long as you were safe about it. Congrats on the sex, honey. Let me go get the cake.”

“Mom, I had sex with a guy.”

“So did I. That’s how you got here. But, you don’t see making a big deal about it. Now, what flavor do you want the cake?”

These comments!!!

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“Mom… Im g-gay.”

“Oh goody! If you ever need any tips about sex, come to me! Ive read fanfiction, dont worry, I got this.”

These comments are just..

Hillarius!